Monday, February 14, 2011

Bombay Beauty Salon Herpes

Valentine breasts

Waiting outside a club in Old Montreal where a group of smokers when a man comes out of the place through his coat. He climbs aboard, give me an address in the north of the city and seized his phone.

- Hi darling, I leave the club there.

- ...

- Ouain I KNOW, Chuis in the taxi there, it should not be too long, my driver is unleashed!

He said that by spinning me a wink, he saw that I observed quietly in my rearview mirror.

-...

- Yes me too, me too, come on j'm'en beubé. It could not be very long.

He hangs up, sighs and asks me if I'm married.

I do not have time to go into detail as his phone rings and I'm having fun again to guess what the speaker said.

-...

- is out of question that I go back there man, I'm in the taxi going to join j'm'en Mylène.

-...

- J'pense you think I KNOW you? You're crazy man! Not both? " My fucking you! "

-...

- Hahaha! In any case, bite-y not a breast, she plans to explode!

By tacking between replicas and vehicles, I can not help but laugh at myself.

- My driver is papir y 'ditto, at least you will tell me all the details. T'es ben better. OK j'te leaves on that. Pays attention to you my old happy birthday even worse!

-...

- Well no man! Its not a word game! Do not worry. OK! A +

When he hangs up, I asked her if her boyfriend share a Baloune ...

- you should've seen the silicone bimbos who were there. J'comprends not what I do in your cab.

It then tells me his evening. A dinner party for 40 years with a boyfriend. After the restaurant where the club management after an hour the tired women decide to return. They are not part so soon as two blondes are perpendicular changed their appearance in the club and get the idea to bring the jubilee and my passenger in their bungalow in Brossard to continue the party.

He tells me that with a sort of je ne sais quoi in the eye. Something halfway between regret for not having been there and the pride of having been faithful to his wife. Unless this was not the pride of being still able to woo young pullets.

for comfort in his decision, I say it is a beautiful gesture of love that he just made.

- Do you?

- J'pense that your wife had her gift for Valentine's Day without knowing it.

The smile he gave me on leaving the taxi spoke volumes. It was as good tips.

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